8 Possible “Crank” Sequels
CRANK: SUPER COOL DUDE
CRANK: VAGINA
CRANK: CHICKEN FINGER FINGERS
CRANK: ELBOW AND ARROWS
CRANK: DILDO HANDS
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CRANK: 'I'M A GAY MAN' T-SHIRT
CRANK: SONG STUCK IN HEAD
CRANK: CANKLES
Chev Chelios ‘?? penis has been stolen, andreplaced with a vagina.
hev Chelios hands have been replaced withdildos. He only has two hours to get his hands back. But it won ‘??t be easy-every woman he sees wants to use his dildo hands to pleasure themselves. To get his real hands back, he will have to avoid the rabidflocks of horny women. Can he avoid flocks of women trying to use his ligimentsfor masturbation purposes? What will he do with the dildos once he gets his handsback? Will he donate them to the lonely horny women? Try to sell them? Throw them away?
Chev Chelios ‘?? t-shirt has been stolen andreplaced with a shirt that says ‘??I ‘??m a Gay Man ‘? ‘. The shirt is very tight, soit ‘??s hard to get off. If he doesn ‘??t get it back, people will think he is a gay man. And as if things couldn’t get worse, he’s been dropped out of a helicopter…into the middle of a Gay Pride Parade.
An evil scientist has injected a potion into ChevChelios with a terrible side effect: he has a U2 song stuck in his head.He can ‘??t stop thinking about it. It ‘??s really starting to piss him off. He can ‘??tremember what the song is called. It might be ‘??Zooropa ‘? ‘; It ‘??s definitely notone of the big singles. It might be on the Greatest Hits. They don ‘??t play itlive very often.
Chev Chelios ankles have been replaced withcankles. He will have to get them back. But it won ‘??t be easy: his socks don ‘??tfit. He ‘??ll have to buy new socks.
