9 Reasons Why We’ll All Go See ‘Titanic 3D’

9 Reasons Why We’ll All Go See ‘Titanic 3D’

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Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie Teaser

Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie Teaser

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An all new feature film from the twisted minds of cult comedy heroes Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (“Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job ‘)! Tim and Eric are given a billion dollars to make a movie, but squander every dime ‘ and the sinister Schlaaang corporation is pissed. Their lives at stake, the guys skip town in search of a way to pay the money back. When they happen upon a chance to rehabilitate a bankrupt mall full of vagrants, bizarre stores and a man-eating wolf that stalks the food court, they see dollar signs ‘a billion of them. Featuring cameos from Awesome Show regulars and some of the biggest names in comedy today!

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