The New York Jets are 2-0 this season and their fans are feeling pretty good about their new coach, new quarterback, new wide receiver and are repressing everything in their body that tells them this is undoubtedly going to end poorly. So I emailed my co-worker Travis Helwig to ask him why he’s hopeful.
People do crazy things when they are drunk, this is a fact! Sometimes they build up the courage to dance at weddings, only to looking like a complete loser. Other times they get their buddies together and pull some absurd prank on the first-time light weight passed out in the corner. And sometimes…. yes sometimes, they fall on their ass and spew a terrible mess all over themselves. This is a video dedicated to those people set to the only song that I feel makes sense for such a collection of epic imagery and devious undertakings. Here’s to you America…. in the words of Royal Bliss, “I was drunk, I was loud, I was Invincible… and I was proud.”