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Advice From A Dick: Vote!
In this mildly inappropriate version of the classic School House Rock, a girl turns eighteen and learns how to lose her voting virginity. Register to vote at http://www.declareyourself.com
Grassroots Attack Ad with Jason Biggs
This ATTACK AD could have been one of the most devastating political weapons of all time. It could have destroyed many bad candidates, sent some to prison, made others cry. But it all went wrong. We’re sorry about this. We hope you forgive us and that you ‘ll see the movie, GRASSROOTS, which will be much more effective. It will get people out of jail; it will bring families together; it will save the world for democracy. And then one day, like everything funny, it will die. GRASSROOTS stars Jason Biggs, Joel David Moore, and Cedric the Entertainer. Opens in Seattle on June 22 and in select cities nationwide on July 13.
Which Book Tops Our Republican-Candidate Bestseller List?
GOP presidential hopeful Ted Cruz recently feuded with the ‘New York Times’ after they refused to put his new book, ‘A Time for Truth,’ on their bestseller list. To appease Mr. Cruz, we ‘ve created our own bestseller list ranking the books by current Republican candidates.
Modern Dancer Love
https://www.patreon.com/mattgriffo http://mattgriffo.com I took modern dance while I was in high school and I loved it. This is my ode to modern dancers. Lyrics with chords: F Fsus4/G I love the way you move F/A Fsus4/Bb Modern dancer love F/A Fsus4/G I love the things you do F C7 My dancer love Dm The way you tumble dramatically F Sends shivers up my spine Gm Every hand gesture I see C7 Really blows my mind That one piece about the sea It truly felt as if you’d Swam The gods of dance would be proud Including Martha Graham I love the way you move Modern dancer love I love the things you do My dancer love That mound of balled of papers you dance around In an empty room I totally get that No need for explanations You pee in jars on stage in a museum mid ballet Those 6th graders from Utah Were wrong to be afraid BRIDGE Misunderstood angel on earth Will they truly know what you’re worth Light your hair on fire without a change in expression While Screaming broken gibberish Truly shows your passion Bring the audience in excited And then they leave confused It’s not your fault they don’t get art Try again try again CHORUS