Kid Wants to Become Burger King When He Grows Up

He may never be the king, but he ‘s already a hero. (via: http://distinguishedbaloney.tumblr.com/post/82233988261)

He may never be the king, but he ‘s already a hero. (via: http://distinguishedbaloney.tumblr.com/post/82233988261)
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Devin declares himself “office mom” while everyone else avoids eye contact or, in Evan’s case, makes a fuss.
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A good humidifier can do wonders for your genitals when you’re non-stop fucking to ‘Black Messiah.’
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