Don’t Put a Sweater on a Penguin

Ok, ladies. We’ve all laughed at how ridiculous the trailer is for Magic Mike and yet, here we are on multiple email chains with our girlfriends picking a showtime that coordinates with everyone’s cycles. (Cause what DOES Channing have to do to earn those $20s??) So now that we’re actually seeing the movie, we’ll need little white lies to tell our significant others so we don’t have to have that awkward 40 minute conversation of him just saying “Really? You? THAT movie? You? Really?”