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Joe’s about to prank all his dumb idiot friends!
Never allow the suspect (you) to tamper with the potential crime scene (also you). Only allow your belly to be touched by men and Republicans. The easiest way to accomplish this is to build an iron cage that ends just above your belly. Give the key to your priest. Don ‘t have a priest? Wow, you ‘re dying to go to jail, aren ‘t you, Abortia?
Easter is coming, will you be ready?
After losing in the NBA Finals for a second time LeBron, Dewayne, and Bosh confront the media about not exceeding expectations.
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