Rules
Paul and Conler go over the new apartment rules.
Paul and Conler go over the new apartment rules.
I’m Your Aunt Diane, an artist and jewelry designer in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Everyone knows the sexual BASICS, like how the most erotic song you can make love to is an audio track of yourself describing a heavy desert rain, but I want to share some lesser-known tips. May these lead you to the emotional and spiritual climax you deserve.
Imagine a cool canyon spring, running free. Mmmmm-mmm. Now imagine that canyon spring going through federally mandated purity testing and being pumped INTO YOUR HOUSE for just about free. Meh, right? Let ‘s spice it up. Now imagine that canyon spring being diverted into an industrial processing plant off the I10 corridor, put into a non-biodegradable container like it ‘s own lil ‘ landfill starter kit, and driven on bigass trucks to stores nationwide to be sold at an astronomical markup. That ‘s the Arrowhead miracle, and it happens every day. Thanks to consumers who are total fucking idiots, Nestl ‘ is taking California ‘s water that would go into Californians taps IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT, and instead sells it back to you as Arrowhead Water. Arrowhead. Because Nestl ‘ thinks you ‘re stupid. Remember: you can ‘t spell ‘profiting from global water crisis ‘ without ‘Nestle. ‘ *This website is in no way associated with or endorsed by Nestl ‘ or Arrowhead. Nor is Heavy Crude Video LLC in any way involved in the sale bottled water. Heavy Crude Video would never take your water and sell it back to you at a premium during a drought, we ‘re not a-holes: http://www.arrowheadbornbetter.com
A group of high school virgins must deal with a mysterious pact of female zombies who are after something other than their brains. In this parody of the Lifetime Original Movie “Pregnancy Pact”, teenagers are faced with the worst fate they could ever imagine – parenthood.
Will Ferrell joins TCGS this week to act as the Best Man to three different couples, in three different wedding ceremonies, in 30 minutes. During the wedding of Matt and Tara, Will reveals something from his past. Don ‘t miss ‘Till Geth Do Us Part ‘ with special guest Will Ferrell, Thursday at 10/9c on Fusion!
What do the stars have in store for your seeds? What can you learn about your leaves via the lunar cycle? Discover all that and more in this month’s plant-only horoscope forecasts.
This milkman slash lawyer is gathering evidence to exonerate milk of the baseless charges against it.