Horoscope
Andrew checks his horoscope to find it's a lot more accurate than he thought it would be… Accurate to a ridiculous and impossible extent you might say…
Andrew checks his horoscope to find it's a lot more accurate than he thought it would be… Accurate to a ridiculous and impossible extent you might say…
America is great. But it would be even greater it if had less preventable gun incidents. And every American can support gun safety, whether you ‘re a gun owner, a gun opposer, a senator, a mom, or a gun-owning senator mom who opposes her own guns. That ‘s why we want to make one day a year America ‘s official ‘National Gun Safety Day. ‘ So help us make June 16th an official day where we promote and support ongoing efforts by safety organizations, the gun industry, retailers, communities and regular people with and without guns to create momentum for gun safety. Because the fewer holes we put in America, the happier we ‘ll all be.
After the New England Patriots 45-10 drubbing of the Denver Broncos, spurred by 6 TDs from Patriots QB Tom Brady and Broncos QB Tim Tebow’s ineptitude to complete a pass, God rode a Golden Chariot to Gillette Stadium and held a press conference, where he admitted, “I love Tom Brady more than Tim Tebow”. God revealed his list of favorite players.
Evidently there is a movie coming out called ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ and I guess it is based on a popular book or something. I’ve spent the last couple of years on a boat following whale migration patterns for a book of poetry I was working on, so I’m a bit out of the loop. Speaking of loops, I was able to find the following nine GIFs from the trailer so I’m pretty sure I know what this movie is about.
Independent Brett returns. Special guest stars: Kulap Vilaysack, Erin Gibson and Emily Maya-Mills
Check out all 7 episodes of the sh*tshow at http://www.hamburgerhummus.com In the beginning, six Americans arrive at a blogging conference in Israel and find out it ‘s a hell of a lot cooler than they thought it would be. —– ‘Hamburger Hummus ‘, a new sh*tshow about American bloggers discovering that Israel ‘s kind of awesome-er than they expected. Watch now.
Wine, cheese, and the guest from hell.