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Ahhh Halloween the holiest of holidays, celebrating the demon spirits in all of us as we vandalize, binge and lament the true horror upon us, the holiday season. But before any of the ‘fun stuff ‘ first thing ‘s first ‘ finding a costume ‘ a hilarious, ironic, original walking piece of art work that will put you on the hot list of whatever party/parties/galas you attend … don’t be the guy still dressed as The Joker (Rest In Peace Heath). Here are the top 5 Halloween costumes that won’t embarrass you.