Christ His Head Is Crowning
Giving birth to Jesus is a bitch.
God hates the Bills. We’ve known this for years.
It’s a typical Wine Wednesday for the ladies of King and Queen Realty when Nicki tells the girls about her new boyfriend and the amazing dinner he made her the night she slept with him. Then they figure out it’s his Closing Dinner, the meal he makes for all the women he screws.
Trick shot artist hijosh pulls off some pretty clever feats, but you wouldn’t know it from the look on his face.
“Halo 5” is almost in stores, so Brian Posehn, Steve Agee and Ron Funches shout all the awful things they’d never want to hear themselves while playing online. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T The Comedy Central app has full episodes of your favorite shows available now. http://on.cc.com/1e85GN8
We’re not going to say this is the only way to vine, but yes we are.
A few average days in the lives of Hugo & Otis