Most Common New Years Resolutions
Most Common New Year ‘s Resolutions for 2015
Its really easy to feel alone as you try to get started on your new years goals! I compiled 30 of the most common new years resolutions made this year- well, almost ALL of these were on my own list- so know you ‘re not on your own as you strive for a stellar 2015! : )
- Drop those last 5 (or 10) pounds
- Spend more time with family and loved ones
- Give up those yummy fast food runs
- Learn a new hobby like knitting
- Hit the gym everyday
- Cut back on the brewskis (lol that means beer!)
- Give back by volunteering and lending a hand
- Spend more time in nature
- Spend less time on your electronic devices
- Save more money! Maybe by cutting out those daily starbucks runs
- Clear the human remains out of your freezer
- Try online dating
- Scrub away the blood stains on your basement floor
- Adopt a kitten or puppy who needs a forever home
- Drive that sleeping bag full of human bones out to a faraway quarry or river bed
- Start an etsy store
- Thoroughly wash all the clothing that could have blood or other remains on them
- Learn to make candles
- Slowly grow out beard
- Eat more veggies
- Buy RV and park it on mountain top
- Finally use that juicer
- Become paranoid and anxious, trapped in a world of your own guilt and anguish
- Get that butterfly ankle tattoo you ‘ve been wanting!
- Eat cigarettes for food. because you can ‘t leave your Rv, you can ‘t
- Visit grandma more
- Decide to drive RV off nearby cliff, discover; out of gas
- Learn Spanish with Rosetta Stone
- Open trunk of RV to look for gas can- oh no who are these other people that you killed? Why don ‘t you remember killing these other people?
- Enter a 5k for a good cause
- Crawl into the RV trunk in the fetal position and cry lonely tears onto the bodies of the strangers you murdered and hope for death
- Make time for love
