Read Norm Macdonald’s Thoughts On SNL 40, Celebrity Jeopardy, And Eddie Murphy, Via More Than 100 Of His Tweets
Norm Macdonald returned to SNL last week to write for and perform in the show ‘s 40th anniversary special, and afterwards he tweeted out more than 100 tweets containing behind-the-scenes information about the show. Macdonald talked about what it was like to be back in the studio, the intent to have Eddie Murphy featured in SNL 40‘s ‘Celebrity Jeopardy,” how it felt to have every SNL cast member ranked in Rolling Stone, and several other topics that you can see if you scroll down some.
Read Macdonald ‘s thoughts below and check out some of the SNL 40 highlights here.
On arriving to work onSNL 40:
It was some week.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I got in early, Monday, so I could write. It was a massive undertaking, a 3 hour show. People were exhausted.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I worked with Lori Jo Hoekstra and Steve Higgins,who was always in a suit, because he had to go be Jimmy’s sidekick, every day, round 5.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I saw Lorne, thanked him, congratulated him, and shook his hand as Canadians do. He accepted. Got that out of the way early.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Mood was too relaxed. I was confused as to who exactly was to be in charge of this thing.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was to be Lorne Michaels.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Of course. It was to be Lorne.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
On the origins and format of ‘Celebrity Jeopardy”:
They wanted Celebrity Jeopardy.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Higgins had two funny categories already figgered.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I came up with the idea of Celebrity Jeopardy years ago by stealing it, note for note, from an SCTV classic, Half-Wits.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Higgins and I co-wrote the first one years ago and I waited for Martin Short to host so I could ask permission to steal.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
He said that Eugene Levy had written the original. We received permission and beside Darrel and I,the talented Mr. Short played Jerry Lewis.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was always difficult to fit in that final celebrity.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
We never wanted a celebrity to be dumb, although many, even within the show, thought that was the idea.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The idea was for Connery to be abusive and Burt to be dismissive.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Sometimes people ask me who the funnier character is, Connery or Burt.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The funniest character in Celebrity Jeopardy, by far, is alex Trebek as played by Will.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Without Will’s perfect take on Trebek,maddened by the outright hostility of Connery, the faraway uninterest of Burt, the sketch is nothing.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Nothing but Rich Little nonsense.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was always the third podium that was hard to find a man to stand behind.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It would inevitably only be an impression, nothing but an empty showcase.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The best to do it was Hanks, playing dumb Hanks. Hanks always got it.And Alec too.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
So we hunkered down to write it. 40th anniversary and all. Had to be the best one. Tough job. Very tough.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Then I was told it was to have a lot of impressions, 10 or 12, so a lot of big stars could be seen impersonating other big stars.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Then I was told it was to have a lot of impressions, 10 or 12, so a lot of big stars could be seen impersonating other big stars.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
This was bad news.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Celebrity Jeopardy was never about impressions.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
In real life, Connery is the opposite of Darryl’s take. Connery was the perfect gentleman, Burt was the funniest guy in the room.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Celebrity Jeopardy was about hope.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was about the hope of one man, Alex Trebek, the hope that never died. The audacious hope that never let the facts of the past interfere.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was a rhythm piece, as each disaster was signaled by the sound of a buzzer, and each new category signified more, new, hope.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And the 3rd contestant was the tough one. The third attitude always just out of reach of Higgins and me.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And now we were being told we would have to do a dozen impressions. The rhythm would be gone.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was what it was, though, and what it was to be. How could it be saved from becoming an episode of copycats?
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
On Steve Higgins ‘s idea to put Eddie Murphy inSNL 40‘s Celebrity Jeopardy:
And then Higgins had an idea.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
An idea that would blow the show wide open.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Among many other things, this show was to be the return of Eddie Murphy.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Eddie, the man who, in Lorne’s absence, kept the show alive. Singlehandedly.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
To every comedian who ever performed on SNL, what Eddie accomplished was unthinkable.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Every Saturday Night at 11:30 Eddie Murphy, a kid, would fill 90 minutes with comedy.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Impossible.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Impossible.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The last anniversary was the 25th. Eddie did not attend due to a remark by David Spade. David is a very kind man, but his remark was not.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
So Eddie never came back.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Until last week.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Higgins had the idea. A video daily double.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The category would be potent potables, a common one on Jeopardy, but one we somehow had never done.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And the idea was that it would be a bar set. And the idea was that Cosby would be mixing a drink in a video that was taped 6 months ago.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was perfect. It was all Steve Higgins idea.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
At the end of the sketch, Darrel would choose potent potables. Homebase would be dressed as a bar.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The iconic doors would open and on to home base would step Eddie Murphy. The audience would know what to do.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Why is Eddie wearing a multi-colored sweater?He steps behind the bar, begins mixing a drink. The audience covers the fact he has not spoken.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
When he speaks, he is Cosby. Eddie Murphy doing a perfect Cosby impression. The audience does not let him finish. The sketch ends.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The show, for all intents, ends.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
All the impressions are forgiven.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The first thing to do is cut down the number of contestant/impressions and the second is to contact Eddie and to convince him to do it.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The middle man to talk to Eddie was @BrettRatner, a cool guy who knows a great deal about comedy. He was with Eddie somewhere.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
So, the talks were underway. “Brett says Eddie doesn’t feel comfortable”, “Eddie says ‘maybe it’s ok since he’s doing pre-allegation Cosby”
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And on and on it went. I had not spoken to Eddie or @BrettRatner. I was dead sure Eddie would do it. Most others were not.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Still, there was so much work to do.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
On Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, and ‘Waynes World”:
Mike and Dana showed up. They were going to do Wayne’s World. I joined the writer’s room, which Mike helmed, and tried to help.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Mike Myers has an incredible work ethic and no joke is ever good enough and must be beaten, must be beaten. This is what makes him so good.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
This is why he has created a half-dozen perfect comedies. Work ethic, remarkable taste, and never taking no for an answer. I
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Higgins would stick his head in the room from time to time, tell me another celeb had been cut and make me happy.I kept trying to help Mike.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I didn’t get a single joke into Wayne’s World. It was a great sketch, and he did a top ten list, best things about SNL.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
When, on air, he announced, “number 1, the crew”, the studio audience, unprompted gave a standing ovation. I’d never seen this in 8H.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
On 40 years of SNL cast getting ranked in Rolling Stone:
Jim Downey, the best writer who ever touched pen to paper, showed up Wednesday, with a copy of Rolling Stone in his fist.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The magazine had listed all 141 sat members and raked them, best to worst.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
“Guess where you ranked”, he laughed and I knew from the laugh it was low. “As long as I beat ‘.”and I mentioned a girl who lasted 4 episodes
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The joke was that I really hoped I would beat a girl who nobody had ever heard of. The bigger joke is that I hadn’t.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
My mind searched for an even more obscure cast member.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I remembered the first year SNL hired an older man because they didn’t think all kids could play characters of age.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
“As long as I beat George Coe”, I said, making a fine joke. Again the truth was a finer joke. Coe had easily outranked me.” And on it went.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I should say that it was not the magazine that ranked us, but a single writer. I looked him up and found a book he had written.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
He doesn’t deserve to be named and his book was sentimental nonsense meant to look like something Dave Eggers would write.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
But, in all fairness, it was not the magazine who did the ranking. At least I think. Anyway, it made for a very funny running joke.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The idea of jokes approved by a writer the caliber of Jim Downey being called lame by some sappy “writer” was a great joke.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Downey was in charge of the political pieces, the best of which he had written, and nobody knew what was going on with Update.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
At least that’s what I was told the dozen or so times I was asked.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Who was in charge of Update, i asked and eyes would get shifty. Was it the guy that wrote the Rolling Stone thing?
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Still, had to write Jeopardy. Higgins, Lori Jo, and I would stay late into the night, then go to PJ Clarks and end the nights at 3.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It was like the old days.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
The old days.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
We worked straight through, me with my Winnipeg Jets jersey, Lori Jo in a beautiful dress, Higgins in his Tonight Show suit.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
On Bill Murray/golf:
Downey had remembered a thing Bill Murray used to do around the office, the theme from Jaws, and thought that would be perfect.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
But there was a problem. Bill Murray was in Carmel for the Pro-Am, which he had won a couple of years back with DA Points.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
With Bill Murray, golf always comes first.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And so it was Saturday and Bill Murray may not make it and Eddie Murphy may not do Jeopardy and who was in charge of Update?
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And chaos seemed ready to sink it all. So I went to Lorne.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And Lorne was in his office,which overlooks 8H,which overlooks 40 years of memories.And he was looking out the window, down on to the floor.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And I was very nervous and he was perfectly calm. “Perhaps it would help if you called Eddie”, and that was that.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
On hanging out with the SNL 40 cast and Paul McCartney:
My son got in on Saturday and wandered as the stars became bigger and bigger around him.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I’m talking to Lori Jo and Higgins and Fred and my son and suddenly Paul McCartney is there.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And he is in the circle of us and Lori Jo talks of being a vegan and he says his daughter works for Gucci and is a designer, but no leather.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
My son and I look at each other. Very cool.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And the 4 of us follow McCartney in to 8H and he sits behind the piano and does 6 songs.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I take a video on my phone of Fred Wolf, striking a Dylan pose, with McCartney in the background at the piano, singing.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I get all filmmaker and go over Fred’s shoulder and get real close to Paul and when he finishes he is looking directly in to my camera.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Then, as he finishes one and goes in to another I feel a hand on my back. The hand of security. Solid hand.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
There is Sarah Palin, gorgeous, and you can understand the charisma. She is irresistible.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Too many superstars to take in all at one time. So happy my son could see them all.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
And finally, on Eddie Murphy:
And then comes Eddie.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
I’m standing with my son, Lori Jo, and Chris Rock. We see Eddie from 100 yards away.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Rock says, “There he is. Like Ali in Zaire.” Eddie, Bomaye.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
It’s my job to talk him in to doing Jeopardy.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
We talk in his dressing room a good hour. When it’s over, I’m convinced he’ll do it.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
He doesn’t.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
He knew the laughs would bring the house down. Eddie Murphy knows what will work on SNL better than any one.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Eddie decides the laughs are not worth it. He will not kick a man when he is down.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Eddie Murphy, I realize, is not like the rest of us. Eddie does not need the laughs.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Eddie Murphy is the coolest, a rockstar even in a room with actual rockstars.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
Quite a week.
‘ Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) February 19, 2015
