What Is Elon Musk’s Mysterious Tesla Product Announcement?

Major new Tesla product line — not a car — will be unveiled at our Hawthorne Design Studio on Thurs 8pm, April 30

‘ Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 30, 2015

Elon Musk ‘Not A Car” Mysterious Announcement Possibilities

• A new engine for the existing Tesla models that finally doesn ‘t run on penguin blood.
• Riderless horses.
• Light bulbs that glow in your hands thanks to a big scary metal tower nearby.
• A new kind of battery that you are allowed to eat when it ‘s done.
• Direct Current power stations (Nicola Tesla deep cut joke, y'all!).
• A cheap, environmentally friendly atomic bomb.
• Musk by Musk, the cologne for engineers.
• Partnering with the Jamiroquai Institute, they have cured Virtual Insanity.
• Plan to move Saturn ‘s rings to their rightful place around earth.
• Another internet.
• Dunno. A kind of soup, maybe? Like a new kind of Tesla soup or something? No, probably not.
• A new Tesla coil that Elon Musk keeps saying is super advanced but looks suspiciously like an ordinary slinky.
• Car called ‘Not A Car” (fun trick).