Funny Or Die | 27 Goodest Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week #1

This week ‘s goodest tweets were no doubt #blessed.

pope: love all
*everyone cheers*
*he serves a tennis ball right into the crowd*
pope: fifteen-love

‘ Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) September 24, 2015

Everyone says this Pope is cool but I have it on good word that the '67-'69 Texas psych section of his vinyl collection is an embarrassment.

‘ Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) September 21, 2015

“Did you bring the black guy?”
“No… did you?”
“I thought you had him.” – h/t Sean Platter pic.twitter.com/Ic60aZPlZj

‘ Donna NoShock (@NoShock) September 25, 2015

Find me one thing in history not ruined by white people and I will give you a million dollars https://t.co/1eVXs7Eiub

‘ chai goth? CHAI goth? chai GOTH? chai goth… (@Abid_ism) September 22, 2015

“Fuck it, just add a werewolf” – the 80's.

‘ Noodles (@Dawn_M_) September 20, 2015

I won ‘t be impressed with Jimmy Fallon ‘s love of 90s nostalgia until he does a bit where he fucks a pog.

‘ Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) September 24, 2015

Kermit The Frog is a fucking terrible showrunner.

‘ Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) September 24, 2015

Every day in America a twenty-something white man opens up FinalDraft thinking ‘But they haven ‘t seen MY version of a Steve Jobs movie.”

‘ Keith Calder (@keithcalder) September 26, 2015

I think it's messed up that Beetlejuices are illegally hunted for their luxurious suit fabrics. This is disgusting! pic.twitter.com/N4l5ePV8Pa

‘ Maz Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) September 25, 2015

Lfie Hcak: Missplelnig tihgns dosne't mttaer.

‘ Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) September 25, 2015

If you're really into someone but they keep telling you to shut up and dance–that person isn't your destiny so get off the dance floor asap

‘ Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) September 21, 2015

Be the shut up you wish to see in the world

‘ Tim Martin (@timmartinwhy) September 22, 2015

When parents say to kids “go to ur room & think about what you've done” it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult

‘ pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 18, 2015

I tried to download Yahoo Street View and they sent me a globe in the mail

‘ JP Lovecraft (@online_shawn) September 22, 2015

hello this is ur captain speaking. if u look out the left of the plane you'll see ur mom. lmaooo owned. now let's fly this piece of shit

‘ chuuch (@ch000ch) September 21, 2015

I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet… It's all BEANS!!

‘ Paul Rust (@paulrust) September 20, 2015

If u drink the blue liquid from a Magic 8-Ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did

‘ Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) September 15, 2015

ME: Haha you can tell them any name and they have to say it BARISTA: I have a latte for ‘A Person Who Deserves Love”? ME [crying]: Hahaha

‘ Eat Wood (@therealeatwood) August 12, 2015

10 years into Netflix and chill and she wants a divorce

‘ paperwash ‘ (@PaperWash) September 25, 2015

I left my wife for a Draft Kings millionaire.

‘ Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) September 26, 2015

Just realized Elton John really phoned it in for his tribute to Princess Diana.

‘ Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) September 23, 2015

when sean penn is dying and you're a lizard pic.twitter.com/Hl5BMw9rQI

‘ dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) September 25, 2015

We're The Benjamin ButTones, and there isn't a ska song in the world we can't play backwards.

‘ DC Pierson (@DCpierson) September 21, 2015

1 time I dropped my phone in a puddle but another time I was drunk & found $20 floating in a puddle. Conclusion: puddles can be good or bad

‘ Natalie Mooney (@nataliejmooney) September 22, 2015

Favorited four tweets at a funeral today.

‘ Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) September 20, 2015

my phone just autocorrected R. Kelly to r leaky and tbh it works

‘ hope bonham carter (no relation) (@hopiecan) September 7, 2015

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it pic.twitter.com/JRiB79dxbh

‘ Gregory Possum-Liker (@cat_beltane) August 19, 2015

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Kasan Kale’s Tiny Landscapes are AMAZING

By June 19, 2014

Turkish artist Kasan Kale is known for using “non traditional” canvases. His latest series features beautifully detailed landscapes painted on tiny pieces of food.