A Stormy Day
Or, a vague and slightly off-putting introduction to Sir Regional Dugle the III
Kid Wants to Become Burger King When He Grows Up
Imagine a cool canyon spring, running free. Mmmmm-mmm. Now imagine that canyon spring going through federally mandated purity testing and being pumped INTO YOUR HOUSE for just about free. Meh, right? Let ‘s spice it up. Now imagine that canyon spring being diverted into an industrial processing plant off the I10 corridor, put into a non-biodegradable container like it ‘s own lil ‘ landfill starter kit, and driven on bigass trucks to stores nationwide to be sold at an astronomical markup. That ‘s the Arrowhead miracle, and it happens every day. Thanks to consumers who are total fucking idiots, Nestl ‘ is taking California ‘s water that would go into Californians taps IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT, and instead sells it back to you as Arrowhead Water. Arrowhead. Because Nestl ‘ thinks you ‘re stupid. Remember: you can ‘t spell ‘profiting from global water crisis ‘ without ‘Nestle. ‘ *This website is in no way associated with or endorsed by Nestl ‘ or Arrowhead. Nor is Heavy Crude Video LLC in any way involved in the sale bottled water. Heavy Crude Video would never take your water and sell it back to you at a premium during a drought, we ‘re not a-holes: http://www.arrowheadbornbetter.com
Parody of Justin Timberlake – “Can’t Stop The Feeling”. Lyrics by Weird Pals – Dylan Roberts & Graham Furber. Video Filming/Editing and Music Recording by King Dylan.
Nick Offerman’s fake wood emojis are now Nick Offerman’s real wood emojis.
Manitowoc Minute host Charlie Berens heads to da EAA for an exclusive report on ax throwing, cougar sightings and Olympic dreams.
When the news anchor sends it out to a reporter in the field, he signs off in an unexpectedly unprofessional and angry way. Thanks to: youtube.com/ohrstuhlgang For more FAIL visit http://failblog.org