Reminder: Amy Schumer Can Get Dick Whenever She Wants

Amy Schumer accepted the Trailblazer award at last night ‘s Glamour Awards. The widely respected funny lady gave an acceptance speech that not only reminded everyone just how hilarious she is, but that she ‘s also really attractive.

‘I ‘m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want.”

‘ Amy Fucking Schumer

‘I ‘m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a dick whenever I want” she boasted. ‘It ‘s not a problem”she reassured the applauding crowd. Watch the incredible speech below and be reminded why this former “jack-o-lantern with tits”truly deserved the Trailblazer award.