Google Trumpslate Is Here!

I ‘ve often been frustrated by how difficult it is to decipher what Donald Trump is saying. I see his mouth moving but I can ‘t make heads or tails of the blubbering nonsense that I hear coming out. Well, turns out I ‘m not the only one.

Which is why Google Translate just added an incredible new feature: the ability to convert the toxic garbage that drips from Donald Trump ‘s shit-stained lips into normal English! It ‘s still in beta mode but appeared to work pretty seamlessly in my preliminary tests.

First, you go to google.translate.com and select ‘Trumpese” as the input language:

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Then simply enter a Donald Trump quote and let Google Trumpslate do the rest! Check out a few real life Trump quotes I tried:

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Is there anything technology can ‘t do? Thanks Google!