By: Amos Vernon

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Google Trumpslate Is Here!

I ‘ve often been frustrated by how difficult it is to decipher what Donald Trump is saying. I see his mouth moving but I can ‘t make heads or tails of the blubbering nonsense that I hear coming out. Well, turns out I ‘m not the only one.

Which is why Google Translate just added an incredible new feature: the ability to convert the toxic garbage that drips from Donald Trump ‘s shit-stained lips into normal English! It ‘s still in beta mode but appeared to work pretty seamlessly in my preliminary tests.

First, you go to and select ‘Trumpese” as the input language:

Then simply enter a Donald Trump quote and let Google Trumpslate do the rest! Check out a few real life Trump quotes I tried:

Interview on Fox News ‘Media Buzz,” July 5, 2015

Twitter, August 6, 2012

The O'Reilly Factor, March 31, 2011

The Insider, December 21, 2006

Twitter, October 28, 2012

Twitter, August 28, 2012

Twitter, April 27, 2015

Is there anything technology can ‘t do? Thanks Google!

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