By: Matt Klinman

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Subway CEO: ‘Horrifyingly, Our Sales Skyrocketed After Jared’s Scandal”

Last week ,authorities raided the home of former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle to collect evidence pertaining to a child pornography investigation. While no charges have been filed and it is very possible Jared has nothing to with a scandal that has led to the arrest of the head of his charity, it begs the question, how did this whole thing affect sales of Subway sandwiches? In this leaked memo from the CEO of Subway to his employees, we see that sales aren ‘t good ‘ because they are way up.

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