By: Josh Brown
WE CALLED IT: Funny Or Die Predicted Jared ‘s Subway Scandal Six Months Ago And You Didn ‘t
This is real, internet. Not a goof. Not a spoof.
Back in January, I did a little writeup about my predictions for major news stories in 2015.
Take a look at number 3:
Notice the date at the top of the article:
January 6th, 2015. That ‘s over six months ago.
And here ‘s the original Facebook post from January 7th.
If you think any of this is fake, you can still scroll through the Funny Or Die Twitter page and see the original post.
And the phrasing is pretty spot on. I never said Jared would be found guilty or innocent (in fact, we still don ‘t know if it was Jared himself that did anything heinous on that computer). I just said he would be ’embroiled” in a sex scandal. And embroiled he is!
To really drive home the point that I called this six months ago, here ‘s a picture of me in a winter hoodie followed by a picture of me in sporty summer shorts to give you a sense of the passage of time between then and now.
And here ‘s a picture of me holding today ‘s newspaper for no reason at all:
Finally, here ‘s a picture of me wearing a cowboy hat since I ‘m a BIG SHOT now because I called this story.
Guys, this really happened. That ‘s pretty crazy, right? Share if you believe in miracles!