Daily Cheney #7857: Self-Affirmation
Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney
Enjoy your daily inspiration from former Vice President Dick Cheney
Wish you could marry fashion model Hailey Clauson? Why not try proposing to her on Instagram?
Alanis Morissette’s album turned 20 this week. This doesn’t really relate to that, but…
There’s a new website called “That Can Be My Next Tweet.” Basically, you put in your Twitter name and it uses computer science/magic to generate your next tweet based on trends and words of your previous tweets. It’s a fun toy! Let’s try it out together using the tweets of ‘Sarah Palin. We know what you’re saying. “She’s an easy target (that I’d like to ask to prom and then last minute tell her I’m taking her frenemy).” Yeah, that’s true, but for a reason; her life choices, notably her tweets, make absolutely no sense. So let’s throw those tweets in the tweeting machine! (The sad truth is that most of these are actually more logical than her real tweets. Tweets!) Here’s the website again, too: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/
Donald Trump has it all. Money, power, respect, and an Eastern European bride. But all his success didn ‘t come for nothing. First, he inherited millions of dollars from his rich father, then he grabbed New York City by the balls. Now you can learn the art of negotiation, real estate, and high-quality brass in this illuminating made-for-TV special feature, Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump ‘s The Art Of The Deal: The Movie.
A woman searches for someone who can give her directions.
This week, The Chris Gethard Show did an episode purely for the entertainment of dogs. Many members of our all-dog studio audience decided to take a nap in the middle of the show, and Jason Sudeikis took the opportunity to positively influence their doggy dreams.