Last night was another GOP debate, hosted by Fox Business and the Wall Street Journal. In case you didn ‘t tune it, here are the top moments you missed.
- Chris Christie coming out in a full Juggernaut costume.
- When the judges used their one save to bring back Rick Santorum.
- Ted Cruz and Donald Trump said “I ‘m not gay” in unison, unprompted.
- Ben Carson getting his foot stuck in a bucket.
- When I realized the backdrop was a magic eye of the word “Benghazi,”
- Ben Carson watching the Netflix documentary series Making a Murderer under the podium.
- Trump promising an eagle in every pot.
- When it was discovered that Jeb Bush was wearing an ear piece and his father and brother were watching through the window telling him what to say
- When Chris Christie told America he couldn ‘t guarantee anyone ‘s safety if he wasn ‘t elected and then gestured like, “You know what I am saying?”
- Each candidate waving their pistols in the air.
- Bobby Jindal ‘s watch party at Dave & Buster ‘s.
- While being introduced, Ben Carson pulling up his shirt and pointing out his Minions underpants.
- Trump making a buzzer sound any time one of the other candidates tried to speak and saying “ding!” after all his answers.
- Barack Obama streaking across the stage.
- Cruz getting “iced.”
- Mike Huckabee acting as a podium filler when the real candidates have to use the bathroom.
- Trump promised a space program that would not only find life on Mars, but also eliminate it
- When Ted Cruz ‘s heart grew three sizes, burst through his chest and killed him.
- Each candidate unveils the three little girls they ‘ve chosen to sing their campaign song.
- Marco Rubio prefacing all his statements with, “Now I may be a naughty daddy, but ‘”
- John Kasich revealing himself to be a piece of toast.
- The new Johnson Model X12 Podiums with custom tungsten carbide injection molding just crushing it.
- Ted Cruz burning a Canadian flag.
- A couple frames of pretty solid Chris Christie sideboob.
- Ben Carson said he and Jesus have a secret handshake, started to do it, but then said, “It doesn ‘t work when only I ‘m here.”
- The Martian winning Best Comedy/Musical.