9 Useless Super Powers
With some super powers, you could save the world. These are not those powers.
Ability To Converse With Dinosaurs
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Can Always Predict Which Horse Will Come Fourth
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Korn-Style Angry Rap-Scatting
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Flight, But Only While In Planes
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Visibility
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Distinguishing Ska From Reggae
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The Ability To Heat Up Bisque Without A Stove Or Microwave
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Has Dignity While Wearing A Fedora
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Glowing Butt
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Illustrations By Dennis Jackson