Things To Say During The Super Bowl That’ll Have Your Friends Saying “This Person Loves Sports!”

‘Hug that guy! Hug that guy until he falls! ‘

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‘I am in disagreement with the ref again! ‘

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‘I hate to interrupt the game, but I would like to propose marriage to sports! ‘

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‘Ah, the good ol ‘ Human Puppy Bowl! ‘

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‘I don ‘t care if ANY of these people are rapists! ‘

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‘I hope there ‘s touchdowns. I love touchdowns! ‘

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‘If my team loses I will be yelling at my wife and son! ‘

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‘Sorry I ‘m late, I got caught up kicking some nerd ‘s ass! ‘

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‘Lin-Manuel Miranda or the half-time show is garbage, am I right boys?! ‘

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‘You know football is what they call soccer in Europe! ‘

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‘Wow, no red carpet or anything. They really mean business! ‘

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‘Maybe if I painted my wife to look like a football I could make love to her again! ‘

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