9 Ways To Get Your Noisy Neighbors To Shut The Hell Up

Kiss them on the mouth after being friends for years

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Start a Wimbledon, you have to be very quiet during a Wimbledon

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Enter their house in an outfit so crazy, it makes the record scratch

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Be married to them for 30 years until you have nothing else to say to each other

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Stomp around on your own ceiling in retaliation

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Get them to give you their voices in exchange for legs (This only works if your neighbors are mermaids)

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Turn your apartment complex into an accredited mime university

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Hide sleeping babies all over their home

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Ask them for positive feedback on your screenplay

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