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9 Ways To Get Your Noisy Neighbors To Shut The Hell Up

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Kiss them on the mouth after being friends for years

Start a Wimbledon, you have to be very quiet during a Wimbledon

Enter their house in an outfit so crazy, it makes the record scratch

Be married to them for 30 years until you have nothing else to say to each other

Stomp around on your own ceiling in retaliation

Get them to give you their voices in exchange for legs (This only works if your neighbors are mermaids)

Turn your apartment complex into an accredited mime university

Hide sleeping babies all over their home

Ask them for positive feedback on your screenplay

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