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7 Possibilities For Bill O’Reilly’s Next Job

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Since Bill O'Reilly has been forced out at Fox News, many are left wondering what might be next for the former TV host. There ‘s no way of knowing for sure, but here are seven likely options.

Freelance Shouter

Slightly less powerful propagandist

Selling vacuums with the tagline ‘Fuckin ‘ Thing SUCKS ‘

The person who hand checks the lengths of girls ‘ skirts in Catholic schools

One of those old crabby muppets who sits in the balcony and talks shit

Making the worst ASMR videos you ever did see

President

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