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9 Awesome Ways To Comfort A Grieving Widow At A Funeral

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Funerals are sad for everyone. And that goes double for the widow. So the next funeral you go to where a woman is in need of comfort over the loss of her husband, try one of these tricks to pick up her spirits!

Start a ‘bring him back! ‘ chant

Remind her of the bad times

Flash mob dance to ‘Single Ladies ‘

Photoshop pictures of her husband cheating on her

Remind her that she ‘ll have extra space in the bed now

Whisper into her ear, ‘I know something else that ‘s cold, hard, and 6 feet under. ‘ Then wink and point to the grave where you buried your penis

Ask the funeral DJ to play her favorite song

Dress and talk exactly like her late husband

Remind her that she never has to hear ‘MY WIFE! ‘ again

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A tribute to the internet’s fascinating obsession with the world’s foremost kitsch filmmaker, Wes Anderson. Edited by Dominick Nero – twitter.com/filminick Soundtrack by The Slovenia Radio Symphony Orchestra “In the Hall of the Mountain King” Exit Music by Alexandre Desplat “Traditional Arrangement: Moonshine” See more films on magnaluxpictures.com All footage stolen entirely from other people who stole entirely from the internet’s most prized and cherished director, Mr. Wes Anderson, and his beloved filmography.