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Key Advice From This Year’s Worst College Commencement Speakers
‘Opportunity may arrive when you least expect it. What will you do when she bangs? ‘ ‘ William Hung, Syracuse University
‘When they tell you to think inside the box, you tell them to cash you ousside. ‘ – Cash Me Ousside Girl, Auburn University
‘Apparently there will be times that you fail, but apparently those are the times that will make it so much sweeter when you succeed. ‘- Apparently Kid, Western Michigan University
‘For a great life, don ‘t wait in line. Listen to The General and go out and find. ‘ ‘ The General, Purdue University
‘A Dream Enabling Life ‘s Legacy. That ‘s my DELL. Dudes, I hope you ‘re getting a DELL too. ‘ – The Dell Dude, Gonzaga University
‘Be saved by your own bells. And never, ever let your curiosity screech to a halt. ‘ – Dustin Diamond, University of Florida
‘On the highway of life, may doubt, fear, and judgment always remain in the Bronco rearview. ‘ ‘ OJ Simpson, Brigham Young University
‘It ‘s the story that I witness every single day when I wake up in a house that was built by slaves, and I watch my daughters ‘ two beautiful, black young women ‘ head off to school, waving goodbye to their father, the President of the United States, the son of a man from Kenya who came here to American ‘ to America for the same reasons as many of you: To get an education and improve his prospects in life. ‘- Melania Trump, Trump University
‘Remember, it ‘s not always your first four mambos that define you. ‘ ‘ Lou Bega, University of Missouri-Kansas City
