What Pigeons Really Want

Pigeons are everywhere. Everywhere! And not one of them will say what their deal is. But now you ‘re in luck: here ‘s a list of pigeons ‘ secret wants and desires.

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A simple ‘thank you ‘ for keeping our streets bread crumb free

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For doves to stop getting all the fucking attention

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Equal Pay

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To get their souls back from the witch

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Squirrel pussy

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To be your number one source for sending letters again

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To be a real boy

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A viral ‘Pizza Pigeon ‘ video

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Huge biceps

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Honestly, just for someone to ask that

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