How To Tell Your Parents You’re Dating A Ghost

Introducing your boyfriend or girlfriend to your parents can be hard, but if they ‘re also a ghost you might have to be a little more delicate when you do it. Here ‘s how.

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Start with ‘M-m-m-Mom?!!! D-d-d-Dad?!! ‘ to set the tone.

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Wait until one or both of them dies so that they will be more understanding.

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Introduce him as your boo.

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‘I ‘m just into much older men, I guess. ‘

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Tell them it was love at first fright.

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‘All those times you walked in on me masturbating, I wasn ‘t doing it weird, we were having sex. ‘

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Tell them you met a free spirit.

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Tell them he ‘s more than just an ‘imaginary friend. ‘

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Have Whoopi Goldberg say it for you.

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