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Bitch Party is ready for summer!
Bitch Party is ready for summer!
You guys… in this episode, we shoot cocaine out of a t-shirt cannon. Download the song: http://hyperurl.co/cfj5jf / Produced with the participation of the Independent Production Fund, and made possible with the support of the Ontario Media Development Corporation and The Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit.
No one is nice for free, if someone is sucking your dick there is a 100% chance they are looking to get something out of it. Funny or Die columnist Tuck Sherwood surveys the nation and determines what self-serving hucksters are out there sucking down dicks for their own personal gain.
We lost it last night.
Kermit uses us to win back the love of his life by performing his version of Ed Sheeran’s hit song “A Team”. (http://edsheeran.com/) DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://soundcloud.com/yorztruly/a-tea… Acoustic guitar by Samuel Brisson Piano and cajon by Brandon Calder Kermit Voice by Ryan George Bass and Engineered by Jason “YorzTruly” Daniel Song Recording and Mixing: YorzTRULY Camera: Kevin from New Nation Creation (http://newnationcreation.com/) Puppetry: Vanessa Kingsland-Lavoie and Tamara Neeley LYRICS: Wide hips, pale face, Moving at a hog’s pace Burnt lungs, salty taste Stove’s on, tray’s in Slowly turn to bacon Long nights, green men And they say I’m in Miss Pigg-A’s Team Stuck in her daydream She knows she’s my pig queen But sadly, her fist seems Slowly swinging, hasting Scarfs another pastry And I scream You sure you should have another one Cause we’re just under a lifted hand Her voice comes from another man And she don’t wanna roast or fry, tonight Gets in a fight, back in our Muppetland Or gives love to another ham She’s no longer swine When pigs learn to fly Pigs learn to fly Long gloves, showboat Dresses up in nice clothes Pig-pen, wet nose Tastes like pork roast Wide-eyed and pink coat Curled tail, big-boned This piglet will die Under the spotlight With closed eyes She hopes for a little bite This time, we’ll feed her tonight Straight down the line Gets in a fight, back in our Muppetland Or gives love to another ham She’s no longer swine When pigs learn to fly Pigs learn to fly ??Moving Mind Studio is Brandon Calder, Sam Brisson and Ryan George MMS on Facebook: http://facebook.com/MovingMindStudio MMS on Twitter: http://twitter.com/MovingMind
After a drug based on the herpes virus was found to treat aggressive skin cancer, you’re gonna see a lot more Craigslist posts like this one.
Phone call I made to Veramyst when I saw a disturbing message on their commercial. Hilarity ensued.