Someone Made Scarves That Look Exactly Like CVS Receipts, Oh My God
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Whether you head to CVS to pick up shampoo, cold medicine, a stuffed animal because you forgot to get your niece a gift for her third birthday party which starts in an hour, or a single pack of gum, there ‘s one thing that every shopper who passes through those doors will leave with: A Huge. Ass. Receipt.
CVS receipts are so ridiculously long they should be broken up into chapters, that way if anyone tries to read the whole thing they ‘ll know where they left off the last time they picked it up.
CVS receipts are so damn long that people have actually used them as a way to fix busted blinds on windows.
CVS receipts are SO MINDBLOWINGLY LONG that there ‘s actually an entire Twitter account dedicated to them, but parody social media accounts aren ‘t the only thing that CVS ‘s endlessly vast receipts have inspired.
Chicago resident and Etsy shop owner Alan Salganik had seen people wrapping themselves in or wearing CVS receipts as a joke (what else are you supposed to do with five feet of paper) and thought to himself,
These scarves, which are available on Alan ‘s Etsy shop for $19, are 100% fleece, handmade, feature hilariously perfect print, and they ‘re each 8 inches wide and 59 inches long ‘ almost the size of an actual CVS receipt!
Let me start by saying that I, like most Americans, I am a huge Batman fan. For years I’ve been collecting the action figures, reading the comic books and, most of all, watching the films. The Burtons, the Nolans, the Forevers…even the And Robins. I’ve seen ’em all. MANY times. Another thing you should know about me is that UNlike most of the American viewing public, I am an incredibly keen observer, and as such, I have picked up on some GLARING plot holes and logical flaws throughout the Batman franchise. Our beloved “directors” seem to think they can get away with these egregious offenses against fans of both Batman and common sense but I am here today to call them out.
When prominent beer company “Buzz Light” needs a new slogan, they let the guys from KOKOMO have a couple and then take a wild stab at it. The results are not what they expected.
A creepy waiter takes photos of a group of hot girls. Featuring Melanie Specht from Transformers 4.
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