The Space Force Logo Is Literally Just The Star Trek Logo. I ‘m So Tired

By January 25, 2020

Remember back in June of 2018 when Trump unveiled his plan for a new branch of the military, the Space Force, and we all laughed it off because, uh, it ‘s absurd? Well, today President Trump just dropped a Space Force update on us. What is this update? Is it, oh, I dunno, details regarding what the actual function will be? Or, like, any sort of actual information that could shed some light on his grand plans to conquer the galaxy?

Of course it ‘s not.

The big Space Force announcement Trump shared with the world via Twitter today is…

The logo.

Hey, look, sure his impeachment trial is literally underway in the Senate as we speak. Sure he ‘s edging us closer and closer to World War III. And yeah he ‘s also speeding up the climate apocalypse with every single environmental protection act that he shreds up.

But at least we know what the Space Force logo is going to look like, thank god.

After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military! pic.twitter.com/TC8pT4yHFT

‘ Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 24, 2020
If you ‘re looking at this and thinking, “Wait… I ‘ve seen this somewhere before, ‘ it ‘s because you have.

Because this is basically the goddamn Star Trek logo.

The new #SpaceForce logo sure looks familiar… pic.twitter.com/ImpGtjo1Aj

‘ Ben Warwick (@BenCBS4) January 24, 2020
Did he think we wouldn ‘t notice? Did the team of designers he commissioned manage to sneak it by him without him noticing??

Is Donald Trump a trekkie????

Who the hell knows.

The Starfleet logo is actually based on the Space Force logo because Starfleet won ‘t be founded until 2130

‘ Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) January 24, 2020

Lightsabers or I ‘m not joining

‘ Nathaniel #CountryOverParty (@NewGopforUSA) January 24, 2020

Either this is a joke or you're about to be the first president to get sued by Jean Luc Picard

‘ James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 24, 2020

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LEAKED: Daniel Day-Lewis Audition for Daredevil Tape!!!

By January 12, 2017

A TMZ exclusive: leaked footage of Daniel Day-Lewis ‘ audition for “Daredevil LIVE! On Broadway!!!” with casting director Bess Fifer. Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Alex Forstenhausler http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3715540 DP ‘d by Seth Hagenstein http://www.shagenstein.com/ Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com Daniel Day-Lewis: Gianmarco Soresi Casting Director: Bess Fifer Casting Assistant: Emma Tattenbaum-Fine Wardrobe: Cindy Ho Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay, Mauricio Marces Special Thanks to Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Jessica Frey, Russell Daniels, Douglas Goodhart, and Alex Fast), Mauricio Marces and Actors Connection MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!