By: Kat Curtis
These Speeches Ruined Iwona ‘s Wedding But May Have Solved Ryan ‘s Murder
You can learn a lot from a wedding speech.
Unfortunately in “The Coop ‘ house, we may have learned a little too much during Iwona and Blake ‘s wedding speeches: like that Mary and Ryan are related, but that didn ‘t stop them from hooking up (though Mary did clarify that they “only ‘ went to third base – which is honestly somehow worse). Or that Blake once crapped his pants and has a secret alter ego with major rage problems.
Anyway, the cops are on their way, and time is running out! It is up to YOU to find the clues that will reveal Ryan ‘s murderer.
BRIAN HUSKEY: Sam Flowers
DEBORAH BAKER JR: Petra
TORY DEVON SMITH: Elton
OLIVER COOPER: Blake
JEN TULLOCK: Iwona
JORDAN GAVARIS: Prince
KATIE WEE: Mary
TRAVIS MILLS: Miles
LOU WILSON: D.J. J.D.
NORA KIRKPATRICK: Dr. Diane
ARISTOTLE ATHIRAS: Derrick
NICK VIALL: Ryan
JON GABRUS: Greg
KATE BERLANT: Betty
JOHN EARLY: Bobby
MARGARET CHO: Miss Debbie
BRIDGET EVERETT: Detective Sally
TONY HALE: Priest
BOBBY MOYNIHAN: Billie
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