“The Cooties ‘ New Single Will Make You Want To Chase Your Dreams (No Matter How Weird They Are!)
It isn ‘t easy figuring out what you are “called ‘ to do with your life, but once you do, it ‘s a HUGE relief!
And that ‘s exactly what The Cooties are singing about in their latest single, “My Calling. ‘ They discovered their calling(s), and now that they know know what they want to do with their lives, they just have to take the necessary steps to get there!
Sure, it is a little weird that they want to become Pirates.
Or pilots…
…or they may have just been frogs that wanted to be humans with jobs this entire time…
But hey – they aren ‘t judging your dreams, so don ‘t you dare judge theirs!
About The Cooties
The Cooties are a comedy band based out of Los Angeles. After forming in 2016, they won Best TV Pilot 2017 at L.A Indie Film Fest and they were named one of the New Faces of Comedy at the 2017 Just For Laughs festival. Since then The Cooties have performed at The Kennedy Center, on Conan, JFL42 Toronto, and more.
They are releasing new music and videos throughout 2020 so subscribe, follow and email your one cool cousin.
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Lyrics
2:00 a.m. and I can ‘t sleep once again
I keep having that recurring dream
That I ‘m sitting on a boat
with a bunch of men men men men
I finally know what it means
But I ‘m scared that
you won ‘t understand
That you won ‘t understand
Something ‘s not right
Something ‘s not right
No something ‘s not right with your boy
Something ‘s not right
Something ‘s not right
I know my calling
I ‘m a pirate and I ‘m
sailing away from the haters
The ocean is calling
out to me and my parrot
And we ‘re gonna burn
this whole city down
Yo ho mutha ‘ fucker I ‘m a pirate now
Yo ho mutha ‘ fucker
I belong at sea roaming port to port
Stealing treasure chests
from an enemy ‘s fort
Drinking tons of rum
with my pirate buds
They will show me the ropes
Sing with me yo ho
Show me the ropes
Sing with me yo ho
But first I need a
hook hand, hook hand
Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg
Someone poke my eyeout for my eye patch
I finally did it
I moved to the Caribbean
Famously that ‘s where they ‘re from
But no pirates there,
just a bunch of rum rum rum rum
But that ‘s where I met Marc
He ‘s my new friend
My island till I die friend
He ‘s a big strong beautiful man
Marc flies planes and planes are cool
And a plane ‘s much faster
than a boat, a boat
The sky is the limit
when you ‘re in a plane
I know my calling I ‘m a pilot
And I ‘m flying away from you posers
Marc said he ‘ll teach me
It looks pretty easy
And I ‘m gonna shake
my ass in the clouds
Wheels up mutha ‘
fucker I ‘m a pilot now
Wheels up mutha ‘ fucker
Wait a second, hold on
The truth is I ‘m not
a pirate or a pilot
I ‘ll never be a fireman or a cop
’cause I am a frog,
a frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job
Ribbit ribbit mutha ‘
fucker I ‘m a god damn frog
Ribbit ribbit mutha ‘ fucker
I ‘m not a pirate or a pilot
I ‘ll never be a fireman or a cop
’cause I am a frog,
a frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job
Ribbit ribbit mutha ‘
fucker I ‘m a god damn frog.
