By: Tamara Yajia
“Trump is trash… Do I need to say anything more? I mean, that ‘s enough, right? ‘
The 2020 Democratic National Convention is underway! There have been so many outstanding, standing ovation-worthy speeches. HOWEVER, there are a few notable DNC speeches you may have missed – but down worry! We made a video to highlight them!
- Rhonda Darris: an important Senator from a state, voting for Kamala Harris and (gag) Joe Biden.
- Brent St. Lawrence: heir to Jamba Juice fortune
- Ramona De La Ristoranti: goddess, philanthropist, sex addict, and winner of a Nobel Peace Prize for… charities?
- Former Rep. Tat Flurch: Aspiring Inventor (and definitely not using the postal service to receive pornography like Butthole Quarterly, Asses Illustrated or The Pube Journal
- Pramp Forchman: Voting Teacher, can apparently smell history being made
Please, for the love of god, register to vote: https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote
Written and performed by:
Caleb Hearon ‘