The Greatest Accomplishments of Trump’s First 100 Days
#1. Got his well done steak back after a stray dog snatched it off the dinner table.
#1. Got his well done steak back after a stray dog snatched it off the dinner table.
Could you even imagine a better credit card?
If we boycott, and if I continue to earn free flights with United MileagePlus, we can slowly bleed our oppressor dry!
“You seem like a good guy, even if you were nominated by that globalist cuck Obama.”
“An Official Welcome from First Lady Melania Trump via FaceTime”
Hey, North Korea. Do you need a little ointment for that SHADY REX BURN?
“You deserve to know the facts that me and my staff decided to feed you.”
24 million people will lose their insurance, but now we can afford to fund research for a Ronald Reagan Frankenstein!
Scotch tape is the foundation of any great presidential wardrobe.
Trump is finally telling these hacks where they can ‘schtick ‘ it.
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