By: Dan Abramson
9 Things Christine O’Donnell Is Not
Christine O’Donnell’s new commercial kicks off with her informing us that she’s “not a witch.” A likely story, O’Donnell. She then goes on to say, “I’m you.” Incorrect again. If Christine O’Donnell actually was us, she’d be the following things (she’s not):
4. A Person Who Doesn’t Live in Fear that the Chinese will Take Over our Government
5. A Person Who Evolved From Primates
6. A Fan of Friends (O’Donnell called the show a “disservice to society”)
7. Someone Who Just Knows of God, but Doesn’t Know Him Personally
8. Someone Who Knows Homosexuality is not an “Identity Disorder”
And most importantly ‘
9. You
I don't have a picture of you specifically so here's a picture of O'Donnell acting like a crazypants so you can look at and realize it's not like looking in a mirror. ‘ ‘