By: Mark Kramer
7 Clouds That Are Trying Too Hard
Ever see a cloud and think, “hey, why are you trying so hard? ‘ Here are seven of the sky ‘s most annoying overachievers:
Puffy White Cloud
Look at this guy. Sitting there, flexing in the sun like some frat kid “studying abroad ‘ in Ibiza. We get it, your beauty is unmatched on this earth. Stop trying so hard.
Ugh, how many reminders of the eternal heavens that await us do we even need? Look closely at this one. What do you see? Probably Anne Hathaway, because this cloud is trying too damn hard.
You ‘re not impressing anyone with the name “Cumulonimbus. ‘ You sound like a character from Game of Thrones. Try something simple, like “Dan ‘ or “Jill. ‘ Don ‘t try so hard.
Cloud from Final Fantasy VII
Jeez, Cloud from Final Fantasy VII, that ‘s quite the sword. Overcompensating much? And what ‘s with the hair? You ‘re heading to caves and dungeons, not the club.You ‘re trying too hard, bro.
It takes a lot of balls to call yourself The Cloud. What even are you? A network of remote servers hosted on the Internet to store, manage, and process data? Sounds like a bit much. You don ‘t have to try that hard.
Ooooooooh, dark and scary lightning cloud going to try and electrocute me? We all know your aim is terrible. So you ‘re a mighty instrument of God ‘s wrath, BFD. Stop trying so hard, buddy.
OK, we probably deserve you.