By: Matt Harbert
Lin-Manuel ‘s Mario (Hamilton Parody)
Lin-Manuel Miranda has struck gold again with his new hit musical “Mario ‘. He crafts the story of the adventurous plumber that grew up in a town of toadstools only to fawn over the only other human in Mushroom Kingdom.
Lyrics below for all you Mario fanatics that will for sure be singing this at karaoke:
It ‘s a me a mario I ‘d like to lighten the load you see
I ‘ve seen the need for me to be the pumber that could take the lead
I know it ‘s a bit of a hassle – I know
that Peach is in another castle
I ‘ve seen this castle I ‘ve plumbed these halls
with flowers I make fire ballsI can see that you need me
I ‘m not a coward like Luigi
He deals with ghosts that are spookyI turn to statues with my tanooki
suit and giant boot the point is moot
I stop bullet bills after they shoot
You need a plumber fights with power that can fight bowser
That has a fire inside more than any fire flower and will never cower
Bowser ‘s insane that ‘s what madness is
But I had a dream where I threw radishes
That killed Wart cuz he was paleo
and I will never fail you toad.
In my dream you and I were on a team
I ‘m not a shy guy, but by that I mean
Mr. Toad sirIf I have the ok, get your nod-on
I ‘ll explode Toad, on Bowser like a bob-omb
Cuz it ‘s a me a mario
Yes it ‘s a me a mario
I ‘m a plumber and I ‘ll tell ya Toad
Let ‘s a go – let ‘s a gooo.